You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. One thing you can’t take away…
'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.
"You cowboy around with the Avengers some. Guys got what, armor, magic, super-powers. Super-strength. Shrink-dust. Grow-rays. Magic. Healing factors. I’m an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a string and stick from the Paleolithic era.
So when I say this looks bad? I promise you it feels worse.”
FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT
Yeah, and he’s actually voiced by Clark Gregg
as in, the actual movie!Coulson
not even joking
Why is Spider-Man taking off Coulson’s clothes in the first place?
What was he hoping for?
the first and last dad joke